A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
- John le Carre
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I can’t tell you how many of my clients are workers who have made the transition from blue collar to white collar within the past two years. On average, a 170 lb person who is standing for 8 hours a day will burn 1100 calories. As soon as you make that transition to sitting, that means burning less than 900 calories. If you put that through the ol’ calculator, and nothing else changes within one year, you will gain roughly 21 pounds! No wonder I have so many of these clients! If I can’t yell at you to pump out 10 more reps, I might as well give you a few solutions to help you get on track while behind the desk.
Note: I am not a fan of sweating while at work, so all of these solutions are very low intensity but add up to a solid workout.
1. Make a game of it
I will usually do this if I am working by myself. I have been caught doing push ups while I should be wrapping up a TPS report. So bloggers, entrepreneurs, and the like, this one is for you.
Squat mail
Every time you receive an email, fire off a few squats from your chair. If I do this, I will try to get 500 in a day. Don’t be intimidated. This means that if you receive 50 emails a day, you are only going to be doing rounds of 10 at a time. That is doable for anyone. Even my clients with artificial knees and hips can pull off ten!
Leg Extension IM’s and email writing
Every time you write an instant message, a twitter message, or an email, straighten your legs. Think of it as a weightless leg extension. Hold it for the entire message. After a few emails, you will be trying to fit your entire message into a few sentences.
Time waster dips and pushups
I am notorious for surfing Digg, CollegeHumor, and a few other time wasting websites. So make a deal with yourself. Before doing some time wasting activity, fire off 10 chair dips and 10 push-ups. Do this for every 10 minutes of mindless surfing.
2. I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more
I remember reading an article in Men’s Health about a writer who tried walking in the shoes of a member of the Amish community. Just as a side note, the average obesity rate in the Amish community is 4%, roughly eight times lower than the national avage. So they have to be doing something different.
The first thing he noticed was how much they walked in a day. He discovered that the average Amish took 18,000 steps a day. Quite a few Americans can barely hit half that! (You can find the article here.)
Here are a few steps to take some extra steps:
Park far, far, away
You have probably heard this one before. Most likely because it works. Unless it is raining outside, you should be parking your car at the furthest point from the door. Do this for work, lunch, the gym, the grocery store and the mall. Just five places and you will be close to those Amish in no time.
Elevators are for people using crutches, walkers and wheelchairs
The personal training studio in my gym is on the second floor. My first client at that gym said that he got chest pains whenever he walked up the stairs. You know what he does when he sees me? He walks up the stairs.
The only people I have take the elevator are using crutches or a wheelchair. Now, I understand that some buildings are 40 stories high. If you are lucky enough to work on that top floor, then compromise and get off at a wrong floor. Take the stairs the rest of the way.
Water balance
If you are literally glued to your desk, then you will only get up for two reasons, peeing and grabbing a cup of coffee. Use a bathroom on a different floor or take the long way around everytime you grab a cup of coffee. This may be the only time you get out of your chair, so make sure you make it count and get some exercise.
3. Don’t just stand there grinning like an idiot!
As a teacher, my time is divided into about 25% teaching and 75% marking and prepping behind a desk. But, when I teach, I am moving around the entire classroom. I try to walk around everywhere, use some energy, and leer over students I think should stop talking while I am teaching them the functions of the pituitary gland.
If you have the opportunity to make presentations or lecture during your work day, make it count by walking around. Be dynamic and make the audience follow you. Just make sure that if you do stand on a chair that it isn’t on wheels. (My class certainly thought that spill was funny.)
4. Have an active lunch.
Ahh, lunch at the office. It splits up my day and I always have the opportunity to leave. Here are a few ideas on how to spend yours:
Enjoy a pick-up game
There is a basketball court right by work, and I can usually shoot some hoops while wearing a tie. It isn’t too intensive, but it can certainly get the blood pumping.
Sweat
If I am given an hour for lunch, I will head out for a 20 minute run or workout. That gives me 40 minutes to drive to the gym, shower, change and eat. You would be surprised what you can fit into 20 minutes. Need more time? Make a deal with your boss that you will come in an extra 30 minutes early or stay and extra 30 minutes late. As a bonus, that early or late time may give you a chance to skip traffic and get some work done while the office is empty.
Take a walk around the block
Even if I am in the city, I always enjoy a stroll outside. Now that the weather is getting nicer, bring your lunch and grab a bite on the grass or a bench.
If you can pull off these four ways to get some activity in your day, those 21 pounds will never end up on your gut. If anything, you will start to lose a couple pounds. Now stop wasting time, you owe me 10 dips and 10 push-ups!
Your Digital Trainer,
Jeremiah
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